Taika Waititi cartwheels in front of the camera and starts juggling chainsaws. Meanwhile, a crocodile is slow dancing with a hippo in the background. TAIKA WAITITI: Hi, I am Taika Waititi. You may know me as the director that emasculated Thor and made Hitler loveable and fun. I am back at it again with a cram-load of silliness, goofiness, and loveable nonsense that will win your hearts over and simultaneously trample all over your childhood characters. Let me catch you up to speed. Thor is a sad god. He loses every close person he has every loved. In this movie he is going to find his redemption. (looks at script) Just kidding...he is going to lose another woman. Sucks to suck. Taika twirls his propeller beanie and flies out of the scene EXT. SOME PLANET THAT LOOKS GREAT IN CGI Gorr is holding the body of his daughter. She has just died of PG-13 symptoms. Now he wants to get vengeance on all those who commit injustice in the seedy streets of Gotham the unive...